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I can't believe you missed the obvious line: "but I wouldn't look very good Graeco-Roman, nude and in a mud bath." but you know damn well i would.
It seems all of my wife's friends are upgrading their diamonds (ie replacing the stone with something much larger and more expensive) something I am desperately trying to discourage. So don't think that's the end of the subject, matey.
oh, thank god. sounds like a fucking blast! And if you're poor how are you going to afford:
a. the wedding cake mrs crocker. i'll wear my own.
c. the food at the wedding
...mrs crocker?
d. the booze at the wedding
green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts! e. the church/religious temple/cheap pool hall at which you will say vows ...the forrest? i'll be wicca. can i just re-put on her engagement ring? http://www.evite.com/cell phone cams they're free outside in the summer!
j. the bridesmaids' dresses
they can borrow my old ones? i'll wear the one i never returned for my sister's wedding we can take turns green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!
n. bail to get out of jail on your stag night
hurm. ... now you gotta point. green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!
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Avast.
So I can expect an e-card invitation to a Wiccan wedding in Hoboken at some stage in the next 12-18 years, and should bring my own camera?
Yep. I, uh, might not be able to make it.
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should bring my own camera?
How much do you think we can get for it?
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Avast.
So I can expect an e-card invitation to a Wiccan wedding in Hoboken at some stage in the next 12-18 years, and should bring my own camera?
Yep. I, uh, might not be able to make it. well... lets get rid of that 18 year cap. but otherwise, its about right.
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Uh yeah, So we're dropping Uschi off your balcony for the entertainment?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And if you're poor how are you going to afford:
a. the wedding cake mrs crocker. Gob's wedding cake will be this:  or this:  Possible wedding cake toppers:  
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Someone remind me not to open these threads at work. yeah same...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Oops...wrong image.   we did the whole engagement thing last night. went over all nice like.
so... yeah. Congratulations, Rob. For real. You out kicked your coverage man. She's very pretty. Nice big brown eyes. Does she know what you do for a living? Is she cool with Batman? My best to both of you!
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yes... big eyes ... (you really are gay!)
i dunno what "outkicked your coverage" means, though.
she is aware of every level of my nerdiness. batman, intrawebs, computery, nintendorkitude, etc. she tollerates it, which is really all i could ask for or expect. she is obsessed with 80s rock. we all make our sacrefices.
anywho, welcome back jj.
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80's rock? Are we talking Def Leppard hair bands, or, Devo, Wham!, etc.?
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bon jovi, mostly. there is no better, apparently. though def leppard and poison are also favorites.
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Dear god, Bon Jovi? Really? Is she being ironic? Or, is this some strange fetish that she should outgrow? BTW, how old is she? Was she actually kicking-it during that era, or, is this some kind of retro thing on her part? Kind of like me getting into The Beatles, or something?
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yes... big eyes ... (you really are gay!)
i dunno what "outkicked your coverage" means, though. She's better looking than you. Thanks, kiddo.
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yes... big eyes ... (you really are gay!)
i dunno what "outkicked your coverage" means, though. She's better looking than you. well, there weren't many options in the other direction. Dear god, Bon Jovi? Really? Is she being ironic? Or, is this some strange fetish that she should outgrow? BTW, how old is she? Was she actually kicking-it during that era, or, is this some kind of retro thing on her part? Kind of like me getting into The Beatles, or something? she's my age. she was like 7 during peak bon jovi hair era. its not retro, but its not exactly like she was out at hair metal clubs (is that a real thing?) and she's not all metal spike braceletey or anything, either. thats just her preferred driving music of choice.
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Oh okay. Yeah, that makes a bit more sense. I think those of us that lived through the peak Jovi days were horrified enough the first time around. Still, whatever floats her boat...
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Oh okay. Yeah, that makes a bit more sense. I think those of us that lived through the peak Jovi days were horrified enough the first time around. Still, whatever floats her boat... According to my mom, the peak Jovi days are still happenin'... 
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Oh okay. Yeah, that makes a bit more sense. I think those of us that lived through the peak Jovi days were horrified enough the first time around. Still, whatever floats her boat... Yeah, horrified is a good word for it, but hey, if it floats her boat. Speaking of younger people getting into music, my oldest daughter, now a college frosh, is really into PINK FLOYD.
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Dark Side Of The Moon, Umagumma, Meddle, Wish You Were Here, The Wall,
Relics..those are all fantastic albums.
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Speaking of younger people getting into music, my oldest daughter, now a college frosh, is really into PINK FLOYD. College and Floyd naturally go together. In fact, I'd suspect that she's really into smoking pot now, too... (btw, that's not a slight towards your daughter, just a leap of logic given experience)
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Pink Floyd is a superb band!
Dark Side Of The Moon, Umagumma, Meddle, Wish You Were Here, The Wall,
Relics..those are all fantastic albums. She has "Wish You Were Here" as the ring for her roommmate on her cell phone. It's hilarious. I still can't really get her into Yes, though. Oh, I now have a Yes tattoo.
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Yes is another great band that I like.
I feel their very best works were Time And A Word, The Yes Album, Fragile, and Close To The Edge.
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Speaking of younger people getting into music, my oldest daughter, now a college frosh, is really into PINK FLOYD. *SHOCK!*
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Dear god, Bon Jovi? Really? Is she being ironic? Or, is this some strange fetish that she should outgrow? BTW, how old is she? Was she actually kicking-it during that era, or, is this some kind of retro thing on her part? Kind of like me getting into The Beatles, or something? Say it ain't so, Pro! Bon Jovi is teh awesome! Loved him in high school...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear god, Bon Jovi? Really? Is she being ironic? Or, is this some strange fetish that she should outgrow? BTW, how old is she? Was she actually kicking-it during that era, or, is this some kind of retro thing on her part? Kind of like me getting into The Beatles, or something? Say it ain't so, Pro! Bon Jovi is teh awesome! Loved him in high school... Bon Jovi and Elvis? 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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