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I'd fuck that, but I wouldn't put my penis in its mouth. Me no rikey the bitey!

You wouldn't put your penis in a females mouth? I'm shocked.

No, you're hopeful. Nothing would make you happier than if I'd let you fellate me.

To answer your question more directly, I wouldn't let Condi fellate me. That's a face made for biting!

Get over yourself. I could never be gay. I can't even brush my teeth without gagging.

Maybe you shouldn't thrust the toothbrush down the back of your throat over and over.

I bet that visual image got you all hot and bothered.

Not really, though your admission that you can't even manage to brush your teeth without simulating fellatio with your toothbrush makes me laugh. Well, that and the idea that you and whomod thought up this sad little "raid" while spooning. That's some real comedic shit!

Is that what you read? That's very telling. I bet you do laugh. Like a giddy little school girl.

Your own words: "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging." Maybe if you'd stop grabbing the back of your head and pushing, you'd stop gagging on your toothbrush. But if you enjoy reliving the memories of your daddy and uncle, I'm not gonna judge you.

And how in the fuck does that translate to "doing fellatio with a tooth brush"? I guess, by your own logic, you and everybody else who brush their teeth blow their tooth brush.

And how in the fuck does that translate to "doing fellatio with a tooth brush"? I guess, by your own logic, you and everybody else who brush their teeth blow their tooth brush.

Halo...I'd stop now if I were you.

You served up a fastball straight down the middle and Joe crushed it. Deal with it. Hit the showers, shake it off and come back another day.

You trying to defend yourself is making you look that much more pathetic. I find this whole war vaguely amusing but, mostly inane and mind numbingly dull.

However, on the few occasions where I've laughed out loud, Joe was the reason...he's killing you guys all by himself and he shows no signs of slowing down.

You can't win. Hell, the toothbrush gagging statement did half Joe's work for him. He barely had to try on that one. I advise you go to a board where the posters don't live to crush the souls of the slow witted. Then you can practice/sharpen whatever skills you have and return armed with something genuinely funny.

Until then, you appear to be in way over your head.

Just trying to look out for ya, playa...do whatever you want.

Joe thinking that brushing teeth equates blowjobs is clever to you? Are you mental? He's obviously fabricating this and you are jumping on his dick? Are you serious?

It's this kind of idiocy that makes you whores easy targets.

I win again!!!

Okay, Halotard, admit it: You're really Oakley, aren't you? As much as I hope you're not, the signs are too obvious to ignore.

Oh yeah, Joe repeating the same thing is totally pwning us?

Holy shit you assholes are pathetic.

Not "pwning." Owning. And please just answer the question. You're secretly Oakley, aren't you?

It still bullshit, whatever you call it.

Haven't you learned your lesson about accusing people of being alts?

Joe thinking that brushing teeth equates blowjobs is clever to you? Are you mental? He's obviously fabricating this and you are jumping on his dick? Are you serious?

It's this kind of idiocy that makes you whores easy targets.

halo...I'm not in this war. I am a barely interested bystander. Since you boys and (allegedly) alts of whomod have disrupted most of the relatively intelligent conversation here I've been reading various threads and, in most of them, Joe has had the upper hand.

It seems that both sides of this war basically just call each other variations of gay or bitches..which is boring as hell. But Joe has had the funnier lines on a consistant basis. He also doesn't waste time trying to defend a weak statement or explain something he posted 3 pages ago. As a matter of fact, even G-Man and Doc are raping you boys and they aren't even close to being as evil as Joe. When bsams and Nowie get here, I'm not even gonna read this stuff anymore...it'll be too heinous even for me.

The only dick I swing on is my own. You don't know me so I won't hold you responsible for such an assinine statement. Joe's ego is such that he doesn't need me to validate his work.

My comment was directed towards you cuz, to this point, I haven't seen anything posted by you or your buddies that is even remotely clever or brutal enough to illicit any response other than a point-and-laugh or sadly-shakes-head.

I don't have anything against you. I don't know you nor do I care to. I'm just trying to let you know what you obviously can't see:

YOU ARE NOT WINNING. YOU LOOK WORSE AND WORSE THE LONGER YOU STAY IN IT.

You should probably change your name to Hillary...

"It still?"



Man, I've got you all frazzled, don't I? And I'm not accusing you of being Oakley. I'm asking you. Because about three-quarters of your comments are Oakleyesque. I'll assume that you don't want to answer that painful question, toothbrush gagger, and ask this: Does it hurt your feelings that you and your buttboys rushed this board to be cannon fodder for us, but whomod (the guy you're here to "protect and defend") isn't doing a damn thing to help you? Cuz I never asked for help to smack you and yours around and people just came out of the woodwork! Even Rob pimp-slapped Killer a few times!

Excuse me if I don't take your word for it. All Joe has done is run around saying "I win" and calling us gay. We've been far more versatile. If you don't see that, then I don't really care what you think. If you think brushing teeth equals giving a blow job then I REALLY don't care what you think.

There's no need to be hurtful to a neutral part, you bad dog. And it's not the brushing that makes me laugh at you. It's that you gag yourself in the act of brushing. Just so we're clear.

There's no fantasy. Just the admission you made that you can't brush your teeth without gagging. Since you can't explain how that works or defend the statement, all we can do it point to it and laugh at you. Which we are. All of us.

Excuse me if I don't take your word for it. All Joe has done is run around saying "I win" and calling us gay. We've been far more versatile. If you don't see that, then I don't really care what you think. If you think brushing teeth equals giving a blow job then I REALLY don't care what you think.

Get over yourself. I could never be gay. I can't even brush my teeth without gagging

Maybe you shouldn't thrust the toothbrush down the back of your throat over and over.

...your admission that you can't even manage to brush your teeth without simulating fellatio with your toothbrush makes me laugh.

I don't think any of us has to jam the toothbrush down the back of our throats to clean our teeth. Why is it that everyone else can brush their teeth without hitting their gag reflex, but you can't?

Dude...you said this:



Joe said this:



followed by this:



then, after some lame bullshit from you, this one:



In those 3 posts it became clear that:

• A. you have no idea how not to leave yourself open to an attack.
  
  B. you can't defend yourself in a way that is effective rather than pathetic.
  
  C. you allowed Joe to make the point that you give head to your toothbrush.
  
  D. and, as if that weren't sad enough, that you suck at it.

Joe has defined you using your own statements and inability to bring the noise. G-man and doc did the same on another thread.

You may have some skills in some other area in life but, you aren't good at this. If you don't want to quit, fine. It's no skin of my nose.

I just don't want to see another story on the news about how some teenager on a message board was driven to suicide cuz an adult said something mean to him.

And there's nothing even remotely close to giving a blow job in those posts. I could be brushing my front teeth for all you know.

This is great! I can't remember having a victory so decisive!

This is great! I can't remember having a victory so decisive!

Idiot, Halo was merely the first strike, wait until you have to fight the accumlated army and intelligence of Sikkbones forces!!!!

Cause you've never had victory? That be my guess.

Dude, doesn't matter, no matter what this asshole will tell himself he won.

Halotard is beginning to break down and admit that the inevitable has happened. He'll retreat back to his boards soon enough. Then I'm sure he'll talk tough about how badass he is while trying to forget another whipping that was delivered unto him. Maybe whomod will comfort him.

Halotard is beginning to break down and admit that the inevitable has happened. He'll retreat back to his boards soon enough. Then I'm sure he'll talk tough about how badass he is while trying to forget another whipping that was delivered unto him. Maybe whomod will comfort him.