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things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to
work at McDonalds?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

"Little Black Rain Cloud" is a song from the 1966 musical film featurette Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree. An instrumental version is played in the next featurette Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day. The song was also subsequently incorporated into the 1977 musical film, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh which is an amalgamation of the three previous Winnie-the-Pooh featurettes including "Honey Tree". In the song Winnie the Pooh comments about the on-screen actions where he is pretending to be a "Little Black Rain Cloud", as the title implies. It is Pooh's hope that the Honey Bees will not notice him as he approaches their ever coveted honey.The song was written by Robert & Richard Sherman who have written most of the music for the Winnie-the-Pooh franchise over the years.

“ I'm just a Little Black Rain Cloud
Hovering under the honey tree
I'm only a Little Black Rain Cloud
Pay no attention to little me

Roo is a fictional character created by A. A. Milne and first featured in the book Winnie-the-Pooh. He is a young kangaroo, the son of Kanga.
Because of his young age, Roo is a very small animal, the smallest in the story (other than Rabbit's friends and relations, and Alexander Beetle), although he must be very close in size to Piglet since Kanga is unable to tell the difference when Piglet jumps into her pouch instead of Roo. (In Ernest H. Shepard's illustrations, Roo appears to be very slightly smaller than Piglet.) He is also apparently small enough to fall down mouse holes while practicing jumps, and too small to reach the first rail of the Poohsticks bridge.Like most of the characters in Winnie-the Pooh, Roo was based on one of Christopher Robin Milne's stuffed toys.

9.McMahon
As part of the introductory patter to The Tonight Show, McMahon would state his name out
loud, pronouncing it as Ed "Mc MAH yon", but neither long-time cohort Johnny Carson nor
anyone else who interviewed him ever seemed to pick up on that subtlety, usually
referring to him as Ed "Mc MAN".

10.The extroverted McMahon served as a counter to the notoriously shy Carson. Nonetheless,
McMahon once told an interviewer that after his many decades as an emcee, he would still
get "butterflies" in his stomach every time he would walk onto a stage, and would use
that nervousness as a source of energy.